Last night while watching Groomer Has It on Animal Planet, (Yes, we watch Groomer Has It. It's an edge-of-your-seat dog grooming competition, delivering thrilling highs and deflating lows... It is also ridiculous. In case you want to place a bet, Gllen has picked Bill to win... I have chosen Huber.) the groomers went to a rescue farm for pigs. Gllen's reaction to this was violent:
GLLEN: WHAT!?!? Who would rescue a PIG???
JANELLE: (staring at Gllen with dismay) There's an entire book about that. It's called Charlotte's Web.
GLLEN: (brooding silence)
Apparently, in Gllen's mind, you should never rescue a pig, you should just eat it.
one book on a subject, a fantasy story at that, does not make the subject valid and the cause worthy. plus bacon is so good.
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