It's Back

Hat has made its appearance again. I saw it laying on the couch in his office. I haven't seen Gllen wearing Hat yet, but I think he took it out, just so he knows its there... ready for when the cold wind blows.

Inanimate? I Think Not

I had to correct my friend Becky the other night when she asked Gllen, "Hey, where's your hat?"

"Oh, no" I say, "You can't refer to it like an object. It called 'Hat', as if its a real person."

It's true. Gllen always refers to it as Hat. For example: "Where is Hat?" or "I'm going to go smoke with Hat."

If this isn't bad enough, I suffered the ultimate dismisal from Gllen the day I noticed he had left said Hat in his car. Thinking I would be nice, I brought it in for him. Please note that I had been gone all day at work. I walk in the door and Gllen barely glances up from his computer to say hello. In an effort to get some attention from him, I say "Look what I found." and I brandish Hat. Gllen's eyes light up and he gets a huge grin on his face. He does a little happiness dance in his chair. Disgusted, I toss Hat to him and turn away (Honestly, shouldn't my arrival home safe and sound make him that happy?) and try to hide my sadness. Though my back is turned, I know that Gllen is hugging Hat and has already forgotten about me.

Bewiched Will Do What?

So, Gllen is home. He was super excited to put on his hat and gloves - I'll post a picture soon. I know he's happy to be home, sleep in his own bed tonight, etc. Our reunion was short-lived, however, because he immediately started thinking about Bewiched. This is his new obsession and he loves it even more than Chipotle. I don't think he's gone to Chipotle in three months, because of this new love affair with Bewiched. They truly do have THE BEST sandwiches I've ever tasted. Just ask Gllen about it, and he'll talk your ear off about the amazingness of Bewiched. If they put sawdust in a sandwich, it would probably taste good. Gllen has been known to wake up in the morning, and before even blinking his eyes twice, he's already mentioned "Bewiched?".

Of course, we make the trip out there. On our way back, we were talking about the egg salad sandwich neither of us has tried. Gllen insists that is the probably the best egg salad anyone could ever imagine. He said, "They probably take it to a whole new level." I had a hearing malfunction and thought he said: "It will blow a hole in your mouth."

Jealous?

The New Kids in Town

The gloves are here. I can't wait to see the completed ensemble on Gllen. It will be the fashion highlight of 2009.

The Hat Has Landed

I'm considering wearing it until Gllen returns. Anyone with me?

UPS delivers dissapointment, not hat...

Sounds like the weather troubles have delayed Gllen's hat delivery. It won't arrive until Monday. Gllen has been muttering a stream of obsenities since this morning. I won't quote directly but, according to him, UPS' mother has some pretty questionable hobbies.

Where is UPS?

Gllen won't shut up about his hat... it's coming in the mail today. It's pretty ridiculus.

**Update**
Still no sign of UPS. Apparently there are weather delays. Gllen might explode.