Like Snail Ooze, Gllen Leaves His Mark

I thought that with Gllen being gone for a week, there would be little fodder for blogging... As I watch his van being towed away into the night, I realize that he leaves a slick residue wherever he has been. Snails can traverse the edge of a razor blade and not be harmed, due to a protective layer of slime - and that seems to be how Gllen navigates through life. Easy for him, but I seem to be running behind him with a wad of paper towels and some disinfectant.