I decided to try on Gllen's new shirts, to give you, my faithful readers, a better image of the absurdity of it all.
Upon seeing me in the shirts, Gllen says "You look like you weigh 500 pounds." Realizing that this sounded and WAS insulting, he back-pedaled, "I'm sure anyone would." Case in point, Gllen.
People who actually fit into shirts like that use those little scooters to get around the grocery store. Ill pay $100 for a picture of Gllen in one of those shirts on a Cub-Foods Rascal.
ReplyDeleteLOL! That is so exactly it! If he thinks that is going to shrink to a wearable size in the wash, he's crazy. Unfortunately, I can see a future where Gllen could possibly be lazy enough to ride around in a rascal at the grocery store. Maybe I should pack those shirts away for later.
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