I had a dream the other night that Gllen and I were in an earthquake, and that Gllen fell down and hit his head. It was scary. So, I was telling Gllen about it, and he interrupts me to say, "Earthquakes are cool!"
"What!?" I demand. "They are not cool. They are scary."
Gllen smirks and informs me, "No they aren't. They're good for small talk. You don't always have to talk about the weather. You can be like, 'Yo, dude, were you in the earthquake?' and the guy will be like, 'Yeah, man, that was awesome.'"
"That's why you like earthquakes? For SMALL TALK? You. Don't. Ever. Talk!" Gllen pretends he doesn't hear me. So, I try another tactic. "You'd hate earthquakes. First one would take down your servers."
This hits home. He gets an annoyed look on his face. "Fuck that. Earthquakes suck."
