In his quest to find shirts that are long enough to fit his six foot four frame, Gllen ordered some shirts from Big & Tall. He overestimated. By five sizes. I think he literally bought the largest shirts they had.
Upon receiving his box of shirts in the mail, he tried one on. It was like looking at an anorexic Santa Claus. He was physically SWIMMING in his shirt. His first words to me were "It fits!" I practically threw up in my mouth. I told him that seeing him wear that shirt made me want to break up with him.
He's not returning any of the XXXLT shirts he ordered. He's going to see if they shrink to the right size in the wash.
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