Gllen likes to do this thing that I call "The Creepy Hand". Don't get grossed out. Its hard to describe this without sounding pervy. But that's the best name I could come up with...
Usually he employs this tactic while I'm driving and he is the passenger. I'll be paying attention to the road, and all of a sudden, from the corner of my eye, I'll notice his hand stealthily moving towards my knee. He does it so slowly that I don't notice it until its right over my knee and then, as soon as I espy it, he'll strike like a viper and grab my knee.
It's rather unsettling. He manages to do this every time I'm trying to accomplish a difficult road maneuver, like merging across three lanes of traffic, or avoiding a deathly pot-hole.
I hate it. I always scream at him that he's going to get us killed.
He won't stop doing it.
omg I love the icons across the top... especially the bbq!!
ReplyDeleteThank you! Apparently I missed my calling as an illustrator. ;)
ReplyDeletethere is little i hate more than people grabbing my knee. i got the chills just reading this.
ReplyDeletehe will seriously get you killed. stop it gllen!
Kate
Tell him, Kate!
ReplyDeleteAnd my biggest pet-peeve is people grabbing my nose. That will get you punched.
is there any video we can get of gllen crying @ onions?
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