Pit Masters

Gllen told me that every time he watches Barbecue Pit Masters he grows more and more convinced that he needs to become a certified BBQ judge. "Oooh!" I exclaimed, "Wouldn't it be fun if we were a judging team? We could travel the land eating free BBQ!" We both were swept away in the fantasy until the reality hit. "No," I revised, "It would just make you look like a tool to have me along... You'd have to pick out all the bones for me, and who would trust a judge who has to have her meat cut by someone else?" We both burst out laughing. I think I'll leave the meat to Gllen. In this department, I can only make him look bad.