So, I've been trying to convince Gllen to get an actual hair cut. His hair had been growing a long time and I've been dying to see what he would look like styled. Instead, he decided to shave everything off.
Unfortunately, he always does this very lazily. He does not get a clean smooth shave, he just runs an electric razor around his head and jaw and leaves all this horrible little stubble there. This time was no exception.
So not only did Gllen go against my wishes to keep his hair, he has to punish me with his stubble so that every time he comes into contact with me, it HURTS. It's like dating a porcupine who thinks he's a gerbil.
However, I had a nice laugh yesterday when I came home and saw that Gllen's head was covered in lint balls from wearing his hoodie. So I've decided that next time my pants get full of dog hair, I'll just put Gllen in a half nelson and rub my legs against his head. Seems to be quite effective.
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